WHOMP THERE IT IS

initiala:

A little girl in my 4th grade class came up to me after recess and said, “I got married at recess!” and I said “Oh? I didn’t know anyone was ordained under the age of twelve.” and she asked me what ordained meant and I explained and then she said “Oh, well, no, my wife and I were married by the slide, but we’ll be happy together anyway.”

So apparently on school playgrounds, slides are already legalizing same-sex marriage.

pantere:

do u ever see a boy and think damn you could be a 50,000 note gif post on tumblr

henryandhisbrain:

Dear Yahoo,

If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages.

If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk.

Regards

Tumblr Users

petparent:

poopflow:

do you ever feel like a plastic bag

No, I always feel like a Prada bag 

sloth-grunge:

do you think if i die now i’ll have enough time to be reincarnated as kim kardashians baby